would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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