just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
We need to rekindle our bromance
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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