He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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