I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
they're like a gay fantastic four
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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