so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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