I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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