Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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