ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Less talking, more tequila
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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