It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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