Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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