Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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