I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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