Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize
