just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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