Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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