im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
grandma shit on top of the toilet
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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