I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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