Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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