We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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