Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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