what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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