Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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