Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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