I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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