sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
