ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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