There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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