that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Come see our sink grown plant.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
we should paint friendship bongs
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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