Whod you bang
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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