so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize