he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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