My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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