What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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