Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Randomize
