I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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