Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize