oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The power of my boobs compel you
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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