Me. At least after what I've been through.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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