no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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