1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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