he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Pants are for mortals
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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