You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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