Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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