How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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