ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
its liver damage thursday
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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