my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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