So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Quick, to the slutcave!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
