At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you traded sex for a burrito?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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