You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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