I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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