i already hear my dad disowning me
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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