What a fucking waste of an outfit
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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