She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You can't just leave with hair like that
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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