i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
COCAINE IS GR8
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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