How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
MIDGETS
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The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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