I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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