it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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