between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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